Tutorials

This page provides an index for my articles.

Artist Development

1. Artist Development – A Course
2. Lesson 0: Soundcloud, YouTube, Landr – Why Web Band Apps are doing you more damage than good and What You Can Do Instead.
3. Lesson 1: Who Are You & What Is Your Message?
4. Lesson 2: Making The Pitch
5. Lesson 3: Developing Skill & Creativity
6. Lesson 4: Revisiting Your Instrument
7. Lesson 5: Sacrificing Your Ego To The Song
8. Lesson 6: Letting The Song Lead
9. Lesson 7: Finishing & Publishing the Work
10. Lesson 8: Answering The Call
11. Lesson 9: Bringing It All Together
12. Lesson 10: Interview with Iron Will

Marketing

1. Basic Ideas in Making It in Music – building the perfect beast
2. Marketing Indie Music – the unforgettable fire
3. Basics of Song Promotion – space age love song
4. The New Music Industries and How to Succeed in them – rip it up
5. You Don’t Know Me At All – Selfish Marketing 101 – it must be love
6. Creating an Album Release – CD or Digital – put the needle on the record
7. How to Get It Out There – Approaching Marketing Music – I wanna be a star
8. Build a Real World Fanbase – block rockin’ beats
9. Making A Music Video – waiting for the gift of sound & vision
10. Building Your Music Website – Feels like home
11. Social Media – Your Extended Local Area – Boys in the Hood
12. What to Post on Facebook – return to Sender
13. Segmenting – how you should do it – Slice me nice
14. On Being Professional – turn on the red light
15. So Why Is Everyone Ignoring ME? – me I eat dust
16. Gas Grooves L.O.V.E – lessons in love
17. An Unpaid Update – Money & the Muso – let us prey
18. Streaming Music is Destroying Music for All. All the Money is gone.
19. Music Ownership may be on the Rise – keep running up that hill
20. Should I Be Releasing Music More Often? – people of the blaze
21. Music Shouldn’t Be Sold – The Dangerous Lie – working for the man
22. Getting Ahead On Bandcamp – the windows of the world
23. Taking the Step from making music to being an Indie Musician – my mind wants to cry out loud

Business

This is a new section about the more businessy side of things. If you come here as a business person and wonder about my style. I am a musician. I don’t expect anyone to stand on Ceremony unless, of course, it is the Joy Division/New Order song, then you better be quiet.

1. Criticism is your Friend – alas poor Yorrick I knew him well
2. Goodbye 2020 – why do I never get sales? – it all starts here
3. The Design Brief – how to Win with Freelancers – somewhere over the rainbow
4. Asking for a Mentor – hang on, help is on its way
5. Opening a Door or Closing it – a look at a pair of business pitches? – I eat cannibals
6. Life hands you an offer – what do you do with it? – openhearted
7. Thinking Outside the Box – or Outsourcing Your Problems – killing me softly
8. What should I be writing? – the path of least resistance
9. Stamina in a World focused on Moving On – mind your own business
10. What If Everything We Though We Knew Was Wrong? – making your mind up
11. How Rappers are their own Public Enemy – and other acts are following them – no sleep ’till bedtime
12. All or Nothing – the dangers of an extreme mindset – killing the mercy
13. Handling Criticism or Advice – show me the way to st louis
14. Hiding In Plain Sight – The Lure of Safety – through the same door
15. On Having Standards – Garbage In Garbage Out – is this the world that we created
16. How Garbage Becomes Good – in my wildest dreams
17. False Gods & Easy Roads – Do you follow them? Are you giving your Best?
18. Do you do your work for FREE? Didn’t think so, so why expect it of me? – (don’t steal my) courage
19. Upwork is for Thieves & Fools – waiting for the great leap forwards
20. Do It Your Fucking Self – how not to establish a successful business relationship – and some “how to” as well – are “friends” electric?
21. What is The Best? Ten Tips on Getting The Best – wide open road
22. Professionalism – idea or upgrade? – roxanne put on the red light
23. Communication – Building or Destroying? – how can I find a way to make you see I love you
24. How To Reduce Credibility Really Fast? – another rainy day in new york city
25. On Working Together – up where we belong
26. Good Fish/Bad Fish – I’m a Fish!
27. Creators or Consumers: the New Divide – conquer on
28. Being Told What To Do – and Tyranny – for you
29. Adult Aspie and Work – I dub thee unforgiven
30. Music Licensing – who owns what, where, when – put a ring on it
31. Why breaching Copyright is so wrong – understanding Intellectual Property – every breath you take
32. How Long Does It Take – So What Should It Cost? – working for the man

Composition

1. Music Theory Simplified (and cheated) – making music
2. Moving an Artist 7 Years in 3 Days – this is What I Do & How I Do it – Sevrin, Sevrin my servant
3. Putting Flow into your piece: the missing Pro-Tip – play us a slow song
4. Best Albums you probably don’t know – went down to Santa Fe
5. Art Cannot be Cloned – burn on the flame
6. Courage – like a surgeon cutting for the very first time
7. Story – How Do I Find The Stories I Tell? – the great east broadway onion championship of 1978
8. Imperfection is Beauty – the Dangers of Perfection – don’t kill it carol
9. Rock Is Dead – We Killed It Ourselves – no more mr nice guy
10. Are You Making Music, or Are You Making A Noise? – time for a cool change
11. Virtual Singers – are they a good idea or dangerous? – we are the robots, do do de do
12. Writing a Piece of Music – simple Theory – very basics of chord progression and chord notes
13. Arranging a Piece of Music – simple Theory – the sense of story
14. Turning A Loop Into A Song – complete completion theory
15. Avoiding Avoidance – getting on with things – lay that sucker out
16. Re-Voicing & Arranging Music – a real life example
17. Anatomy of a Piece – Composing – lay that sucker out
18. How Long Does it Take and Why Can’t I Do it? – time after time after time after…
19. Good vs Bad – Fashion in Songwriting – fashion & fame; you can go your own way
20. Good Music & How to Make It – play that funky music
21. How do I make a song if I have the words in my head but I don’t have knowledge in music making? – where the wild roses grow
22. Honing Your Craft – let it bleed
23. Finish The Work – and Ship It – go forth and duplicate
24. Critics – do you love me?
25. Give Yourself Permission to Succeed – Rock Hard
26. Why Better Sounds won’t help make Better Music – the Mistaken Strategy – I can see for miles
27. The trick to making your art unique and unmistakable in a sea of sameness – emotional rescue
28. When can I start calling myself an Artist? When am I ready to start Releasing Music?
29. In Conversation with Didi Oviatt – an Author – she’s a love blonde

Sounds

1. Reason Synths – a quick comparison – updated May 2019
2. Synth Oscillator Waveforms – from simple Analog Shapes to complex Digital Synthesis – shape up
3. Understanding Sounds for your Synth, Song Arrangement & Mix – try my love
4. My Synths/DAW sound like crap. I need new ones that are better – get a Tonto
5. Making Organic Instruments in a DAW – we don’t need no stinking badges
6. Reaper vs Reason Sound Test – don’t fear the reaper
7. Reason Sound vs VST Sound – modern love is automatic
8. Digital Synthesis – a Rundown – fairies wear boots
9. Signal Routing & simple Logic – if you wire it, they will dance
10. Practicing to See – the art of making Art – I saw the light
11. Kron the Thor of CV Devices and Why I think This Matters – Ding Dong Daddy Of The D-Car Line
12. Being Organized – all lined up
13. Why Making Drums Sound BIG is Difficult – basics of drum creation
14. Compressing Drums – squishdy squidge
15. Making & Mixing Drums – everything you need to know to make drums that Groove well – hit me with your best shot
16. Using One Sample For EVERY Sound – we are one, we are many
17. Synthesizing a Glass Armonica – Making Your Own Patches – sound off
18. Sound Design – Acoustic Guitar using Grain – Strum und Drang
19. Sound Design – re-voicing a classic – Hotel California – take a picture of this
20. Build Your Own Reverb Unit – this is your space + Patch
21. Creating External FM in Reason – nasty, nasty, oh you nasty boy! + Patch
22. Korg MonoPoly RE v.s. Thor – my cloth ears + Patch
23. Korg MS-20 Mini v.s. Reason 7 – kinda silly but hey
24. Doepfer Dark Energy v.s. Thor – ooh to be ah + Patch
25. Making Reason more Analog – Reason v.s. KingKORG + Patch
26. Samplers as Synthesizers – and why it can be so good (or bad)
27. Blamsoft Distributor in Reason 7 – maybe I oversold it but it is still cool

Mixing

1. Why if you are trying to Mix It Yourself, you are probably doing it wrong
2. Are you Mixing or Brutalizing your Song? – whip me beat me till I cry
3. Mixing Myths – lies, lies, lies, yeah
4. Tone & Time – the Real Rules of Music – the world is (s)tone
5. Mixing In Stere-erio – get the balance right
6. Mixing in Stere-erio – conclusion – making stereo out of nothing at all
7. Mixing in Mono – now the stereo is gone, I’m just one
8. Compressing Drums – how to get ’em to sit in the mix and not Destroyer it
9. Bet you didn’t know BASS is the Enemy in Mixing Music – when too much is just too much and how to fool the kids all the time
10. Mixing Midsomer Variations – all cried out
11. Anatomy of a Piece – Mixing – There’s not a problem that I can’t fix. Cause I can do it in the mix
12. Mastering – Master & Servant, the Final Fantasy
13. How to Mix Well – the Zen of being a Master
14. Mixing with Groups in Propellerheads Reason – out of date now but still good to know
15. Preparing a Beat + Vocal for Mixing – lay lady lay
16. Mix Engineer Advice Stems: “Handing Out Hysteria” – pour some sugar on me
17. What Makes a VST Plug-In High Quality and Should You Even Care? – you can ride a white horse
18. Selig Gain 16:1 SubMixer – blend the strengths

Audio-Post

1. How to Develop a Great Podcast or Audio Program – words fell down
2. Tips for Setting Up for Recording  Podcast & Audio Program – that’s what friends are for
3. Audio Restoration – Getting Recordings to Work – come on back
4. How to transfer a Vinyl Record to Digital (CD, mp3 etc.) – get it right!
5. How To Add Background Music To A Poem or Reading – writer, write me out a play

Others

1. Music as a Healing Modality – you can stab it with your steely knife
2. Social Media and the Great Divide – Healthy vs Un-Healthy Communities – the needle and the damage done
3. neo-Tradition – a new movement in music – hop on the hayride
4. Why Modern Music Sucks – fiddlin’ and watchin’ while Rome boins
5. The Deconstruction of Music – possible reasons – the Sadeness enigma
6. Living in a Post-Manners World – man eater
7. Albums vs Shuffle All Songs – don’t do it, get away from the gun
8. The Post-Album Slump – writer’s block and how to tear down the wall
9. Gear Lust – don’t do it, get away from the gun
10. Novation Bass Station – a passing folly
11. Aspergers – Adult Living With It – do do do the funky gibbon
12. Criticism and its Role in Alienation – run to the hills
13. Get A Song Produced: THE OFFER – wasting love
14. Feminism vs MGTOW – The Failure of Marriage – winning the war
15. MGTOW and the Barrows of Boredom – is not winning at all